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My name is Ben

I'm too old to know everything.

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon in only their underwear and an oversized hoodie.

Sorry, I’m not a pedophile.

fitspocean:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting


Let’s all go be whales.

fitspocean:

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

That was so comforting

Let’s all go be whales.

thegeekyblonde:

who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up 

I was just gay for Klaus.

susie1x1:

Robin Williams recorded his dialogue for the Genie at the same time - and across the street from - the filming of Schindler’s List, one of the most depressing movies of all time.

After he was done every day, Robin would go across the street to cheer up the cast of Schindler and make them laugh with recordings of his improvised material from that day.

I just thought you all might want to know that story.

If I were a religious man, this would be my sign that God wants me to be happy.

If I were a religious man, this would be my sign that God wants me to be happy.

numb-ly:

alienprinxess:

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

SHOTS FIRED

damn

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sarcasticfina:

ugh

emilylikesaliens:

societycottontail:

anxiousmonster:

odditiesoflife:

Curious History:  Famous Demons

you forgot the most handsome demon of all

image

Prince Stolas…

Its funny because Stolas is actually my favorite.

Where did they come from. More importantly can I draw them all

jaykob-michael:

slowking-s-thompson:

Woah, calm down there, John Wilkes Booth

jaykob-michael:

slowking-s-thompson:

Woah, calm down there, John Wilkes Booth

burntlikethesun:

endless list of favourite characters: ned the piemaker

"I bake pies and wake the dead; I lead a very sheltered life."

penis-hilton:

tumblr bedtime stories

Into the Woods I Trailer 1 (2014)

empressque3n:

she’s literally jesus with mascara and I love it