My name is Ben
I'm too old to know everything.
thisbrunetteslife said: When you get this, give 5 facts about yourself and pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers :D
1. I’m about to be an uncle for the second time. My sister is due at the end of August and I’m very excited to spoil the crap out of my new niece!
2. I’m currently writing a dark comedy about a stewardess who is kidnapped and forced to fly the plane. She develops Stockholm Syndrome and tries to do a barrel roll to impress her captor, crashing the plane. (It’s very offensive, but it’s going to be performed at a bar if it’s accepted, so it’s okay.)
3. I’m smitten for an older actor/singer/director, but it’ll probably never work out. *Whimsical sigh*
4. I really want to try out for one of the many weekly competitions that can be found throughout Philly, but I’m afraid I don’t have the time commitment or the talent to participate in any of them.
5. The cafe I work at might be haunted? My friend texted me and said he saw someone sitting in one of the chairs around 10 at night. I closed the cafe that night and know there was no one there when I left.
Um… She does realize that unless her mother is the President, it takes more than her mom’s permission to go to college, right? Or, unless her dream college literally requires just a pulse to get into, then I suppose it probably is that simple…
I’m going to shriek this next time someone gone goes fucks up. “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? YOU’RE ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!”
You think ‘Okay, I get it, I’m prepared for the worst’, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that’s what fucks you up. That’s what kills you.
Yeah, but why can’t I have a cutesy, sappy relationship?