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My name is Ben

I'm too old to know everything.

shinykonyta:

terreverte:

cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

thisbrunetteslife said: When you get this, give 5 facts about yourself and pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers :D

1. I’m about to be an uncle for the second time. My sister is due at the end of August and I’m very excited to spoil the crap out of my new niece!

2. I’m currently writing a dark comedy about a stewardess who is kidnapped and forced to fly the plane. She develops Stockholm Syndrome and tries to do a barrel roll to impress her captor, crashing the plane. (It’s very offensive, but it’s going to be performed at a bar if it’s accepted, so it’s okay.)

3. I’m smitten for an older actor/singer/director, but it’ll probably never work out. *Whimsical sigh*

4. I really want to try out for one of the many weekly competitions that can be found throughout Philly, but I’m afraid I don’t have the time commitment or the talent to participate in any of them.

5. The cafe I work at might be haunted? My friend texted me and said he saw someone sitting in one of the chairs around 10 at night. I closed the cafe that night and know there was no one there when I left.

eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

Um… She does realize that unless her mother is the President, it takes more than her mom’s permission to go to college, right? Or, unless her dream college literally requires just a pulse to get into, then I suppose it probably is that simple…

eveningsilencesoftensgolden:

officalsailoramerica:

musesandlovelydays:

Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xx 

Please signal boost this everybody!

HOW IS THIS NOT BIGGER GET THIS GIRL TO A HIGHER EDUCATION

Um… She does realize that unless her mother is the President, it takes more than her mom’s permission to go to college, right? Or, unless her dream college literally requires just a pulse to get into, then I suppose it probably is that simple…

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

sciencehonky:

iwishihadafather:

this is internet gold

QUENCHED

I’m going to shriek this next time someone gone goes fucks up. “WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!? YOU’RE ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!”

nymeriiastark:

Game of Thrones Season 4 Challenge:

Day 3: Favourite Quote
↳ "Safety? Where the fuck’s that?"

thatstheriddle:

wingedcounsellor:

caseps:

michaxl:

nickiminajvevo:

can anyone make this transparent for me pls?

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im sorry i made an alternate version

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(drag it)

WHAT THE FUCK

you should be illegal that’s impossible

beyoncevevo:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

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3leapfrogs:

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Yeah, but why can’t I have a cutesy, sappy relationship?

3leapfrogs:

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Yeah, but why can’t I have a cutesy, sappy relationship?

poyzn:

Animals that are unbelievably awesome.

no:

daya’s first shit after she was constipated is more important than Larry