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My name is Ben

I'm too old to know everything.

officialnatasharomanoff:

chivalrousgambler:

sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.

You made your bed now lie in it.

this is my favorite post in the entire world

bettercallssaul:

the new season of game of thrones looks so good

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

superwholockalypse:

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

What the fuck

superwholockalypse:

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

What the fuck

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

That is a lot of oregano, though. Must be a rich white girl making these brownies.

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

That is a lot of oregano, though. Must be a rich white girl making these brownies.

iisjah:

A story about you

Uncut, better quality animation on my deviantart here :3

A little animation of the end of ‘A story about you’ episode of Night Vale :D (my fav one)

A still of the planet in higher res here :3

basementcat:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

  1. You got: Carlos
  2. Oh. My. GOD! Look at that beautiful, shiny head of hair. Kinda a weird question, but can I, like, just quickly touch your hair? It’s just SO stunning. You trust your instincts, and seem to see and understand the world in way that those around you just can’t comprehend. Also… THAT HAIR!

I got Intern Dana! I was so happy!

brotagonist:

wasted—kitten:

vinesnow:

Do It For The Vine / Vine By: Jake Foushee
(the best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

THIS IS IT I FOUND IT ON HERE I LOVE IT SO MUCH

4 days ago241,135 plays

thingthatgoesbumpinthenight:

charminglyantiquated:

siren song

(i did the thing)

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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the-fandoms-are-cool:

kidswithhats:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

is it really that rude to refuse food from strangers tho. she has no idea what kind of person he is, and theres a reason ur not supposed to accept drinks from strangers

my problem isn’t that she doesn’t take his food maybe she’s allergic who the hell knows but that rudeass look she gives him

"no thank you" or "no" or even just a negative headshake would have been acceptable but nah she had to be fuckin rude about it

We’re just going to ignore the whole star-spangled sex god thing, aren’t we…?

Why am I such an irrationally emotional person. 

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive